Saw this the other night. Humans found it very funny. But since everything I do does not involve money, I don’t get it.

The contract I agreed to and is part of the dog charter is that: I, Ponta, do agree to deliver licks, wags and cuddles in return for walks, food, lodging and treats. I will also make my owner feel guilty if I am not walked and will, when really excited, jump. If I upset my owner I will assume the look of the cat in Shrek. Works every time….