I tried to call the RSPCA but again lack of thumbs and not having a mobile proved to be my un-doing.

Japan beat Denmark. I might have to do this again.

Went to visit him to talk about art and stuff but had to remain in the car. I was in a chewing mood.

We went to Dorset, our first family holiday.

Who thought this would be fun? Sure it’s a nice sunny day but go to a funeral?

Today was very poignant for me. My parents have told me all about Mr McLaren. I must say the band the sex pistols were not really to my liking but that beautiful woman from the well named group Bow Wow Wow ticked all my boxes. Phew! What a hotty, also she liked to go wild in the country and be absolutely free. What’s not to like? And the references to art, well it certainly appeals to me.  Anyway, the day took on an un-expected meaning for me. On the return home I glanced at the poster by Jamie Reid, never mind the bollocks… and it reminded me of my own sad loss. My testicles. Used to really enjoy licking those jumping beans.